"Actual Headlines" joke

Actual headlines collected from local, national, and international newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was trying to say, but in each case there is a funnier interpretation of the headline. Enjoy!
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Panda Mating Fails; Veterninarian Takes Over
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Lawmen From Mexico Barbeque Guests
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Hershey Bars Protest