"Adorable Little Puppy" joke

After being away on business for a couple of months, a salesman was finally on his way home. Feeling bad about having been away from his children for such a lengthy time, he stopped by a pet store and bought them an adorable little puppy.
Unfortunately, as he was about to board his flight, he was stopped by a flight attendant who told him that they did not allow animals.
In desperation, the man rushed to the men's room and stuffed the puppy down the front of his pants. He put on his overcoat to cover up and then boarded the plane.
When the flight attendant was making her rounds about an hour after take-off, she noticed the salesman looking very pale and fidgeting around in his seat. She asked if he was all right and he told her that he was just feeling a little airsick.
A few minutes later, she noticed that he was now sweating and squirming frantically in his seat. She approached him again and asked him if he was sure he was all right.
"Well, actually," the salesman explained, "remember that puppy you said I couldn't bring onboard? I stuffed it in my pants and brought it on anyway."
"But sir," the flight attendant replied, "that doesn't explain why you look so ill."
"Well, apparently it isn't weaned yet!" he groaned.

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