"Advertisements translated" joke

"Buy one get one free" -
This is just seconds after the company announced that the item would cost 20 times more than it used to."Some restrictions apply." -
Unless you are a 20-year-old coal miner from Virginia, this sale will not apply to you."Limited Time Offer" -
It ends just before our commerical ends."Buy two for the price of one." -
See "Buy one get one free""Buy 156 get one free!" -
We're just testing how far a human will go for a freebie."Leaves floors virtually clean" -
Removes all dirt that is from virtual reality, but doesn't get rid of any real dirt.

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