"Aforisms" joke

A kid is at the dinner table and he says, "Mom, I'm gay."
She says, "Does that mean you suck men's cocks?"
He says, "Yes."
She says, "Don't ever complain about my cooking again."
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
What's the most perverse thing Tarzan could do to Cheetah?
Feed him a pink banana
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
You can eat your Mom's apple pie.