"After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:" joke
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"Taurus: "I'm hungry-pass the pizza."Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"Cancer: "When are we getting married?"Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."Sagittarius: "Don't call me-I'll call you."Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,' It's a lot of money!'
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her more...