"After You" joke
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The line wasn't clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me.I wasn't really sure who was next and when we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me and said, "After you."I smiled at him and said, "No, please, after you. I have all day."The he shook his head sadly and repeated, "No, sonny, you go on ahead. My doctor says I have at least six months."
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
The chairman of the Chicago Board of Election Commisioners visited a 114 year old woman who registered to vote for the upcoming election. During the press conference, the woman's 82 year old grandson said that he doubted whether she would actually vote on February 5th, since she more...
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er? sir? er? cant you just put it down without spelling it?"