"Al and George Patch Things Up" joke

Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a resteraunt to try to patch things up after the election. They're about to order when Tipper says to Dubya, "What are you having?"
Bush replies, "I wouldn't mind a quickie."
Mrs. Gore is outraged and says, "You rude man! Who do you think you are, Bill Clinton?"
Al leans over to Dubya and says, "George, I think it's actually pronounced 'quiche.'"

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