"All of life's annoyances" joke

Doesn't It Annoy You When...

. .. there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?

. .. you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?

. .. there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?

. .. you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?

. .. you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.

. .. someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.

. .. a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and then tells you to try some.

. .. you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.

. .. you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

. .. a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.

. .. your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.

. .. there's a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

. .. the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.

. .. someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card.

. .. the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.

. .. you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.