"All the teachers and student hate me" joke

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son
and woke him up.

MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school. ”

SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school. ”

MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to
school. ”

SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
teachers hate me. ”

MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to
go to school. ”

SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to
school? ”

MOM:
One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand
your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.