"Alligator Shoes" joke

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I`ll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a
reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you`ll luck out and catch yourself a big
one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed
for the swamps, set on catching herself an
alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving
home, when he spotted the young woman standing
waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming
quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature,
and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the
dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the
blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and
frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn`t
wearing any shoes either!"