"Alligator Shoez" joke

once there was a blonde and she went to lousiana on vacation. she wanted to buy some alligator shoes so she went to different vendors but their prices were to high! so she told a vendor she would catch an alligator and get her own alligator shoes and then she walked off. later that evening when the vendor was walking home he saw a blond waist deep in water with a shot gun in her hand.he watch her for a while and then she caught an alligator and dragged it up on shore. then she flipped it over and yelled,"darn it no shoes on this one either!"

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