"Alphabet letters" joke

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Noel, noel, noel, noel. .. the angels did say...

E. T. went home.

Get rid of X. There`s too many unknowns in the world already!

(Only one vowel left, or is that "Anly ana vawal laft" This may be stretching it a bit, but not unless you consider, as our good friends in Canada say: Good day, A!

And we all know that M Ms melt in your mouth, so it`s safe to count them out.

And of course, Y not.

We might as well put off using U until later in the year: See U in September

TWA just took off!!