"Amish and a Muslim" joke

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: "Don't drink the water; the cows have shit in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."

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