"An American" joke
Once An American Teacher Was Teaching In A Class. She Announced That She Was An American And Asked Who Else In The Class Were Americans. Not Knowing What It Meant But Wanting To Be Like The Teacher Everyone Raised Their Hands Except One Girl Called Gita.
The Teacher Asked" If You Are Not An American, Who Are You?
The Little Girl Answered "I Am A Proud Indian."
The Teacher Got A Bit Angry And Asked "Why Are You An Indian."
The Girl Answered "My Mother And Father Are Both Indians So I Am Also An Indian"
The Teacher, Now Very Angry, Told'If Your Mother And Father Both Are Idiots, What Would You Be?"
The Girl, With A Smile Replied "I Would Be An American."
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