"An American and an Israeli are busy bragging" joke

An American and an Israeli are busy bragging.
The American states, "Oh yeah, well it was the Americans that put the first man on the moon!"
The Israeli scoffs, "Big deal. Israel is working on putting the first man on the SUN!!"
The American re-scoffs, "Idiot! You can't put a man on the sun... he'll burn up!!"
The Israeli smiles winningly, "Shows how much you know... we're going at night!"

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