"An Engineer Dies, And.." joke

An engineer dies, and, instead of going to heaven, as he is slated to do, he winds up in hell. About a week later, God calls Satan up to talk.

"I hear there's been some kind of mistake," God says. "You need to send the engineer back."

"I don't think it's a mistake," says Satan. "In one week, everything is working better. We've even got air conditioning."

"Look, it isn't meant to be. Don't make me sue you..."

"Sue me?" says Satan to God. "And where do you think you are going to get a lawyer?"

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