"An Honest Lawyer" joke
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand, ” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question. ” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an ‘honest’ lawyer? ”
“Honest? ” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case. ”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that? ”
He squirmed in his seat and admitted, “My dad sued me for the money. ”
Not enough votes...