"An Important Message" joke
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner He told the three mortals:
"I invited you here because I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."
After dinner, Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I have bad news and worse news for you:
i. God really exists, and
ii. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."
Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them, "I have Good news and Bad News:
i. The good news is: God really does exist.
ii. The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."
Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced, "I have two fantastic announcements:
i. I am one of the three most important people on earth.
ii. The Year 2000 problem is solved."
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