"An elderly couple, still very loving after all th..." joke
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much. The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and the husband decides he`d better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation. This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--she`s coming downstairs, he`s heading up. "Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide." "I`m glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"
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