"Another Blonde Joke" joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.3 - I am a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler."Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I am gonna have to explain it five times."
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