"Another beer before it starts" joke

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife:' 'Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.''

She brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said,' 'Quick, bring me another beer. Its gonna start.''

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said,' 'Quick, another beer before it starts.''

' 'That''s it!'' She blows her top.' 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don''t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don''t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?''

The husband gives a big heavy sigh. "It''s started.''

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