"Answering machine message 21" joke

Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50, 000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.