"Ant jokes" joke

1. Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants!

2. What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant!

3. What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

4. What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater!

5. Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!

6. What is even bigger than an elephant?
A giant!

7. What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!

8. What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant!

9. What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics!

10. What is smaller than an ant`s dinner?
An ant`s mouth!