"Ant jokes 1" joke

1. What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant!

2. Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Albert Antstein!

3. What games to ants play with elephants?
Squash!

4. What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An antique!

5. What kind of ant can you colour with?
A crayant!

6. Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant!

7. Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!

8. What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant!

9. Why don`t anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!

10. What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant!