"Any Way I Want" joke

A man approached a prostitute and said, "I'll give you $500 if you'll have sex with me any way I want."
She thought about it for a moment, then told him the price he offered was too low.
"Then I'll give you $800 if you'll have sex with me any way I want," he said. She agreed to that and they headed to a motel room.
As they began to get busy at it, the prostitute suddenly thought to ask, "Exactly how do you want to have sex for $800?"
"On Visa, Honey... on Visa!" he replied.

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