"Any crisps" joke

A duck walks into a bar and says do u have any crisps. The bartender replies no we dont. Feelin sad the duck leaves. The next day the duck arrives and asks for crisps again. Soundin mildly annoyed the tender replies no raising his voice slightly, the duck leaves saddended again. As usual the duck returns and before he asks the bartender shouts "IF U ASK FOR CRISPS 1 MORE TIME IM GONNA NAIL UR BEAK TO THE BAR". the duck eaves. The next day the tender is releaved thinkin the duck wont come, moments later the duck arrives and asks "do u have any nails" and the tender replies no. The duck asks "any crisps?"

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