"Arab Suicide Fighters Explained" joke
Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so
quick to commit suicide. Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no
Playboy or Penthouse, no rugby, no football, no
basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no
music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no mini
skirts and braless beauties.
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no
burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen
seafood sticks.
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because
he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't
even shave your wife.
Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand
without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing
they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your shitty hand.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey
cooked over burning camel Dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at
all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells
just like your camel, but your camel has a better
disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you
get 70 virgins and it all gets better!
So....... No mystery here!
Nearly 1,000 clerics and scholars of Islam met in Pakistan to draft a response to the Pope's accusation that Islam is a religion spread "by the sword."
In their statement, the group comments that Islam is not spread by the sword alone, but it sure helps.
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, more...
Radical Muslims are scary. Even when I was in in high school, my Arab friend creeped me out once. He was like, "Dude, your mom is a total M.I.L.F.... Mother I'd Love to Fly into a building for."
I've had people say "Your husband doesn't eat for a month - he must lose a lot of weight". No! Just to mess with them I say "Oh don't you know? Muslims have little pouches in their cheeks like hamsters so they can store food for when the fasting begins".