"Are we happy?" joke
Guy: "Sir? Are we happy?"
Other guy: "Oh, God! I hate that question!"
Guy: "But we must be, righ? Compared to people in Turkish prisons... or Madonna fans or..."
Other guy: "That's the problem, kid... happiness is all relative!"
Guy: "Oh. Okay then, do we feel good?"
Other guy: "You mean right now?"
Guy: "Gee... I dunno."
Other guy: "Let's see... we just got a big zit on our nose... but that asteroid did miss earth. New episode of Star Trek tonight... but they're rioting again in Antarctica..."
Guy: "I'll ask again later."
Other guy: "Nice day, bad breath, good hair, slow death, cold beer, tight shorts, Giants win, Planter's warts..."
Political humor via *The Santa Cruz Comic News*
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