"Army officer training school" joke

In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor
was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number.
In the early hours of a morning, the instructor was calling the numbers. “Four-seven-seven-zero? ” he asked.
“Here, ” replied one half-awake lieutenant-to-be. Taking the paper, though, he realized he had mistakenly asked for the wrong paper.
“Seven-zero-seven-five? ” asked the instructor.
“Here, ” repeated the student, gearing for trouble.
“I thought you were four-seven-seven-zero, soldier, ” spoke the teacher.
“That's right, sir, ” answered our hero. “I have a nick-number. ”

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