"Army officer training school" joke

In this particular branch of the Army's officer training school, the instructor
was returning a test. The students identified their work by the last four digits of their Social Security number. In the early hours of a morning, the instructor was calling the numbers. “Four-seven-seven-zero?” he asked.“Here,” replied one half-awake lieutenant-to-be. Taking the paper, though, he realized he had mistakenly asked for the wrong paper.“Seven-zero-seven-five?” asked the instructor.“Here,” repeated the student, gearing for trouble.“I thought you were four-seven-seven-zero, soldier,” spoke the teacher.“That's right, sir,” answered our hero. “I have a nick-number.”

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