"Arse hole" joke
A man kills a deer and brings it home and cooks it for dinner but does not tell the children what it is.He told them he would give them a clue."its what mum calls dad sometimes", the little girl cries out"DONT EAT IT ITS AN ARSE HOLE".
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He got this reply.
"It started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a more...
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