"A's, B's and C's" joke
A little boy who is entering fourth grade came home and told his mother with great excitement: "This year we get A's and B's and C's!"
His mother reminded him that last year his teacher gave A's and B's and C's, so getting letter grades is nothing new.
"No, Mom," the little boy said. "Last year I only got A's."
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...