"As Kids See It" joke

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave
each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up
with the rest. Here're the results:

As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You. . . Mess It Up.
Better Be Safe Than. . . Punch A 5th Grader.
Strike While The. . . Bug Is Close.
It's Always Darkest Before. . . Daylight Savings Time.
Never Under Estimate The Power Of. . . Termites.
You Can Lead A Horse To Water But. . . How?
Don't Bite The Hand That. . . Looks Dirty.
No News Is. . . Impossible.
A Miss Is As Good As A. . . Mr.
If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll. . . Stink In The Morning.
Love All, Trust. . . Me
The Pen Is Mightier Than The. . . Pigs.
An Idle Mind Is. . . The Best Way To Relax.
Where There's Smoke, There's. . . Pollution.
Happy Is The Bride Who. . . Gets All The Presents!
A Penny Saved Is. . . Not Much.
Two's Company, Three's. . . The Musketeers.
Don't Put Off Tomorrow What. . . You Put On To Go To Bed.
Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And.... You Have To Blow
Your
Nose.
None Are So Blind As. . . Helen Keller.
Children Should Be Seen And Not. . . Spanked Or Grounded.
If At First You Don't Succeed. . . Get New Batteries.
You Get Out Of Something What You. . . See Pictured On The Box.
When The Blind Leadeth The Blind. . . Get Out Of The Way.