"Ass" joke

man looks down the bar and sees a man that looks like adolph hitler he walks up to him and says are you hitler? the man stands up and says real loud yes i am adolph hitler i killed 6 million jews and 3 clowns, the man says why did you kill 3 clowns? hitlers says see what i mean, more...

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Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on more...