"Assortment of Jokes" joke

Q. How do you circumcise a redneck??
A. Punch his sister in the jaw!!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings??
A. A walk!!
Q. What's brown and sticky??
A. A stick!!
Q. Why did the cow roll down the hill??
A. Because it had no legs!!
Q. Why did the fly drown??
A. It couldn't swim!!
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike??
A. Because someone threw a fridge at him!!
Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing??
A. He had no arms!!
Q. What do you call a man with no legs??
A. Stumpy!!
Q. What do you call him in the leaves??
A. Russel!!
Q. What do you call him in the pool??
A. Bob!!
Q. What do you call him in the rabbit hole??
A. Warren!!
Q. What do you call him with a bird on his head??
A. Cliff!!
Q. What do you call him with a shovel??
A. Doug!!
Q. What do you call him without a shovel??
A. Douglas!!