"Assortment of Jokes" joke

ZOOOOOOO!!!!
Roses are red, Violents are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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HEART ATTACK! !
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.
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WIFE
Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Every time!!!"

Wife replies," No, It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!"
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SANTA
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," send me your mother"
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