"At The Diner" joke

George had just begun his first shift as a waiter at a diner when a large trucker sat down at the counter and said, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered, George went to the kitchen and told the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong place. Look at what he ordered!"
"Oh," the cook said, "he wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up."
George then took a bowl of beans to the trucker.
"What's this? I didn't order this!" growled the trucker.
"The cook said that while you're waiting for your parts, you might as well gas up!" George replied.

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