"At The Music Store" joke

A man enters a music store to purchase an old-school vinyl record. As he gets ready to check out, he realizes that he doesn't have his wallet. Instead of running back home to get it, he decides to steal the record by sticking it down his pants.
The cashier spots him on the way out and shouts, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"
The man replies, "Well, I don't know if it's a record, but I sure haven't heard any complaints."

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