"At the gynecologist" joke

With one look at his voluptuous new patient, all the gynecologist's professional ethnics went right out the window. Instructing her to undress completely, he began to stroke the soft skin of her inner thigh.
"Do you know what I'm doing?" he asked softly.
"Checking for any dermatological abnormalities, right?"
"Right." crooned the doctor, beginning to fondle her breasts and gently pinch her nipples, "And now?"
"Looking for any lumps that might be cancerous."
"Right you are," reassured the doctor, placing her feet in the stirrups and entered her. "And do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yup." she said, lookig down.
"Catching herpes."

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