"Attending A Conference" joke

Two merchants from a small town were visiting New York City for the first time to attend a conference. A large party was thrown, with an abundance of food and drink. When the party ended, they both staggered outside.
As one crossed the street, the other stumbled into a subway entrance.
When the first guy reached the other side of the street, he looked around and caught sight of his friend emerging from the subway stairs. "Where the heck have you been?" slurred the first guy.
"I don't know," the other replied, "but you should see the train set that guy has in his basement!"

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