"Attractive Teacher" joke
A young, attractive teacher was concerned about one of her twelve year old students. She took him aside after class one day and asked, "Matthew, is there any particular reason why your schoolwork has been so poor lately?"
"I can't seem to concentrate," replied Matthew. "I think I've fallen in love."
"Is that so?" said the teacher, holding back a smile. "With whom have you fallen in love?"
"With you!" Matthew declared.
"But Matthew," exclaimed the rather flattered teacher, "don't you see how silly that is? It's a fact that I would like a husband of my own someday, but I certainly don't want a child."
"Oh, you don't have to worry," replied Matthew, "I'll be careful."
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