"Australian Farm Boy" joke
The strapping Australian farm boy on his first visit to Melbourne explained to a streetwalker he'd just met, "Ma run off when I was just a little critter, so there weren't no one to raise me' ceptin' Pa. He taught me most of what I need to know, but he said I'd have to come to the city to learn about women, so I'd be obliged if you'd teach me that." The sympathetic prostitute took the farm boy to her apartment. She told him to get undressed and then she went into an adjoining room and changed from her street clothes into a filmy black negligee. When she returned, she found all of her furniture stacked against the walls, the carpet rolled back and the young man stripped and squatting in the middle of the bare floor.
"What's going on here?" she demanded.
The young man explained, "I don't know how it is with a woman, but I figured if it's anything like kangaroos, we'd be needing plenty of room."
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