"BLUEBERRY HILL" joke

class bell rings and the kids all go into class 5minutes later a boy walks in teacher says:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention after school 5minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir teacher:detention for u 5 minutes later another boy walks in teacher:why u late boy:iv been on top of blueberry hill sir an then a girl walks in teacher:AND I SUPOSE URV BEEN ON TOP OF BLUEBERRY HILL TO
girl:no sir i am BLUEBERRY HILL

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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