"Blueberry hill" joke
One day there was this teacher who was takin role in her class.
Well, three students were missin it was billy sally and joe.
Well, one hour went by and joe walks in naked.
The teacher says: where have you been?
He replies: on top of blueberry hill.
Well she says sit down he does another hour passes and billy walks in naked, and the teacher says: where have you been?
He says: on top of blueberry hill.
She says: sit down.
He does and then another hour passes, and sally walks in naked.
The teacher says: let me guess you have been on top of blueberry hill.
Sally replies: no i am bluberry hill
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