"Bad Case of Dandruff" joke
A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator. It stops on the fourth floor and a man gets in who looks perfect... good looking, well built, nicely dressed. Unfortunately, in addition to noticing how attractive he is, both girls also notice his bad case of dandruff.
When the man gets off the elevator on the second floor and the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Gosh, that guy sure was a hunk, but someone should give him Head and Shoulders."
"That sounds like a good idea," replies the blonde, "but how do you give shoulders?"
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough.
The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he had to pee in the Yukon River. more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I'm hungry:
"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.