"Bad Plumbing" joke

Old Nelly was having a horrible time with constipation, so she went to her doctor to see what could be done about it.
"It's agony," she told him. "My bowels haven't moved in over a week."
"Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
"Certainly," Nelly replied. "I sit in the bathroom for half an hour each morning and each night."
"No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
"Of course," said Nelly, "I take a book!"

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