"Bad lies" joke

A little boy walks in into his parents bed room in the middle of the night to see his mom sitting on top of his dad humping. He asked the mother the next morning he ask. mom what were you doing sitting on top of daddy last night? she answered. well you know how your father have a big stomach, sometimes i have to sit on it to help him flatting it. he said. you are just waisting your time because everytime you go to work, the woman accross the street come get on her knees and blow his stomach back up.

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