"Bajrang Bali" joke
ONCE Lord Hanuman got angry with his devotees, left India and started living in the Himalayas. His devotees approached him and asked the reason for his annoyance. The disclosure made by Lord Hanuman was really pathetic.
He said:' During Lord Rama's time I was remembered every day by everybody, and people used to do fasting every Tuesday and Saturday as a mark of respect towards me. Then some time later people got busy and reduced their frequency of going to my temple every day, and fasting was also limited to Tuesdays only, but I didn't mind. Then came the 20th century and my devotees confined me up to their own houses only and stopped fasting on Tuesdays also. I still kept quiet. But today's was the worst experience of my life. When I was roaming around in the Connaught Place Market, a young girl of sixteen came to me and said: "Hi, Hanu!" and went away. And, at that moment I realised that this country is no longer worth living in for ancient people like me and I left it.'
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