"Bald Men" joke
there were three one centimeter men so thin that you could almost see through them. They were looking for a good home when they came along a nice tall woman.
They all three climbed on. The first one said, hey guys i found a nice yellow sticky cave i think ill live here! The next one said hey i found a nice warm green lumpy cave i think ill live here! The next one said hey i found a nice warm forest the only thing wrong with it is that theres a bald guy spitting at me!!!
Doctor, Doctor, Can You Give Me Something For My Baldness?
How About A Few Pounds Of Pig Manure?
Will That Cure My Baldness?
No, But With That On Your Head No One Will Come Near Enough To Notice You're Bald.