"Bald Men - An UnAnswered Question" joke
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by more...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a
good answer to her more...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."
The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin,"You know, you're right!"